Cockblocking is an art form when the only thing standing between you and satisfaction is your own pathetic self. I take pleasure in the absurdity of you, the way you sabotage yourself while I stand by, amused and superior. No third party, just you and your small, fragile hopes.
This is tease and denial with a twist of cruel humor, a lesson in humility and a test of how far you will grovel. I will remind you of what you lack and enjoy every tiny flicker of hope you throw away for me. Accept your role and enjoy the sting of being blocked.