There’s one Easter treat I can’t stand, so you’re going to swallow it until I’m satisfied. Fetch a ruler, load up your cart, and prepare to be fed, measured, and humiliated under my watchful eye. This is a challenge, and you will perform for me.
I’ll command every bite, laugh at your struggles, and savor your obedience. By the end you’ll be stuffed with more than candy, and your humiliation will be the sweetest dessert.