I’m pregnant, and that means my mood is mean, my needs are sharp, and my orders are nonnegotiable—times ten. I have three demands for you, and once you buy this clip you will obey every single one, no questions, no excuses. Expect humiliation, mental strain, and delicious helplessness.
If you think you can handle my cravings and my rules, prove it. Follow my tasks, suffer through my whims, and maybe I’ll let you bask in the crumbs of my attention. Are you ready to be useful?