You think jerking off is worship? How cute and pathetic. True worship costs you something, and I’ll teach you exactly how to prove you’re worthy. Tribute, tease and denial, tit worship until your bank account learns obedience — maybe I’ll let you come if you earn it properly.
Send me what you can, stroke while you transfer, and beg like a real devotee. Do a good job and I might reward you, fail me and you’ll be humiliated for your incompetence. Prove you’re not completely useless.