Look at these cute heels. They may be small, but they’re still way bigger than that pathetic thing you hide in your pants. I even brought a ruler to prove it, and I’ll giggle every time the numbers don’t add up to anything worth boasting about.
Stay hard while I measure you, baby, because the more you pump, the smaller you feel. I’ll tease and mock, watch you flush with shame, and enjoy how completely owned you are by a pair of pretty shoes.