It’s almost impressive how stupid you are, but I’ll be merciful and teach you the basics of serving. Learn to announce yourself properly, obey the small things, and maybe you’ll keep your dignity—though that’s unlikely. Of course, stupidity comes with a tax, and I collect.
This lesson comes with strict rules and a mandatory stupidity fee, so click and hand it over, loser. Pay up, listen close, and maybe I’ll let you fumble through serving without embarrassing yourself too badly. Spoiler, you will embarrass yourself.