I turned on the camera and took a few priceless selfies, just to make you watch and ache. You are so eager to please, you will pay for the privilege of sitting there while I giggle at how pathetic you are. You will hand over cash for attention and get nothing but a smirk in return.
This is playful cruelty, financial domination with no payoff, and you will love every humiliating second. Keep waiting, loser. The harder you beg, the sweeter my amusement becomes.