That poor little dick of yours is costing you today. Women exist to be pleased, and if you can’t manage it with your body, you can make up for it with cold hard cash. Get a ruler ready, because the smaller you are, the bigger the fee.
Pay your tiny dick tax, loser, and watch me mock you as you cough up the money. I’ll enjoy the humiliation and the sound of your wallet getting lighter while your pride gets crushed.