Welcome to the Bank of Addiction, where green means obedience and my shiny ass is your ledger. Sit and stare as I make my deposits, and picture your own weekly offerings sliding into my account. Each payment is another chain, each donation a deeper, better return on your devotion.
I’ll coach you through making bigger, bolder contributions, proving week after week that your finest investment is surrendering to my control. Come deposit everything and watch your life be reorganized around my demands.