I know exactly where you belong, under my ballet flats, worshipping every scuffed seam and buttery crease. In this clip I talk you through the life of my shoes, which ones I cherish, which ones I toss aside, and which ones get the stinkiest. You will learn which pair to hand me first, which will earn the dirtiest reward, and how to serve my Frito-funky, perfectly worn feet until I’m pleased.
Watch close, slave, because I give you the rules and the rituals. Reach, kneel, sniff, and obey as I make you earn every sniff and lick of my shoe-worn soles. Tell me you’re ready, and maybe you’ll last long enough to deserve another lesson.