Fuel is expensive, and you exist to pay for My convenience. Watch Me saunter to the pump, watch Me fill up while you fund every drop, and feel that delicious sting of being useful only as a wallet. You won’t be doing any pumping, you’ll just be paying, and that’s exactly how I like it.
I don’t waste words. Send the money without complaint, then sit back and watch Me enjoy what you gifted Me. Silent domination, public humiliation, and a perfect little reminder that your purpose is to keep Me moving.