I booked a haircut for summer, and it turned out even better than I expected. My new locks are perfectly styled, expensive, and exactly the kind of pampering you should be funding. Your life is mediocre, mine is flawless, and the least you can do is contribute to my maintenance.
In return I gave you two delicious minutes of me flaunting my hair while I humiliate you, remind you of your role, and smile as you pay for what makes me fabulous. Send tribute, and watch every snip become your reminder that you exist for my perfection.