Pay to be ignored.

I set the rules and you pay to lose. Today I am not in the mood to acknowledge you, so you will sit there and watch me play on my phone, aching for the attention I will withhold.

You will enjoy every second of being dismissed, watching my fingers scroll, hearing my laughter without a single look your way. Give me your money, take your place, and learn how exquisite it is to be punished with silence.