Spend. Give. Obey. That’s the delicious little ritual that feeds me and drains you, and you know you want it. Waste your money on me, on my demands, on the status that makes you weaker and keeps me richer. Every purchase makes you a better little asset, and every dollar proves you belong to me.
Don’t act surprised when you find out how easy it is to become my piggy. Follow my steps, learn how to claim your place, and watch yourself fall apart with every transaction. Buy in, submit, and let me build you up into the perfect, obedient cash cow.