Lucky you, throwing money at me so you can hear my perfect little voice tell you how worthless you are. What a glorious waste. I’ll let you watch me give you the L sign while you overpay for every delicious insult, and you’ll love knowing you’ve been ripped off.
Listen to my tone, watch my smirk, and feel that hot, hollow pride as I name you a loser. This is a rip off, and I enjoy the way you fall for it. Keep buying. Keep paying. The more you invest, the sweeter your humiliation becomes.